Once in a diner, I wanted a Ham & Tomato toasted
sandwich. After about 10 minutes the waitress came back
and apologized. “We don’t have Ham and Tomato toasted
sandwiches but you can have the ‘Special’.” I asked
what was in the Special. “Ham, Tomato, Cheese . . . “

There was a young squaw of Wohunt
Who possessed a collapsible cunt.
It had many odd uses,
Produced no papooses,
And fitted both giant and runt.

“We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.”

- Ray Bradbury

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Essence
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”
Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, the man explains, “Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer system and is very
efficient.”

“Oh,” says the little girl, “I thought it was because she closed
her eyes when you lay her down on the couch.”

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed
for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the
four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving
should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be
alive to qualify.

A daring young maid from Dubuque
Risked a rather decided rebuke
By receiving a prude
In the absolute nude,
But he gasped, “If you only could cook!”

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Nancy goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.

He says, “You have acute vaginitis.”

She says, “Thank you.”