Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down,
lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,
and then says, “Dammit, I said UP.”

It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
counterpart.
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
“Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man”, he continued.
“While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch.”
“In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man’s meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course.”

So here was this fellow from Strensall,
Whose pecker was shaped like a pencil,
Anemic, ’tis true,
But an interesting screw,
Inasmuch as the tip is prehensile.

“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane…”

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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Nairobi, Kenya — A Kenyan doctor who removed a bean stuck in the ear of
a young girl forced it back when her parents said they couldn’t afford
the bill, local newspapers reported Wednesday.

The Daily Nation said the doctor successfully removed the bean from the
child’s ear and then presented the parents with a bill for $5.75.

When they said they did not have enough money, the doctor grabbed the
child, forced the bean back into her ear and ejected the family from his
workplace.

The Kenya Medical Association said it was investigating the incident.

There was a young woman named Dottie
Who said as she sat on the potty,
“It isn’t polite
To do this in sight,
But then, who am I to be snotty?”

“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.”

–Unknown

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