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for you girls…

Why is 88 better than 69?

You get 8 twice.

New paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any
red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit. When I went
in I saw signs all over advertising the newest color: “Natural Blonde”.
There weren’t any samples around, so I asked the clerk to describe it to
me. He replied, “Natural Blonde? Wonderful new paint: not too bright, but
spreads easily!”

There was an old fellow named Rapp
Who had a job all considered a snap.
In the insane asylum
He’d grade cunts and file ‘em,
And bi-weekly he’d rub up their nap

* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: “Of
all the radio stations in Chicago…we’re one of them.”

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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem
doctor” Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this
earsplitting yell.” “MY dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely
natural. I don’t see what problem is?” “The problem is,” she complained,
“It wakes me up.”

My friend Janet, who likes stealing food from me, one day became obsessed
with my pack of Nerds (a candy).
I asked her, “Why do you keep on taking my Nerds?!”
She looked me in the eye and she said, “I like nerds.”
And I was thinking, is that supposed to mean something!?

Sent by Christina

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1.1 WP Best eShop

WP Best eShop
WP Best eShop is the brand-new Online Store featuring exclusive Bianca Gubalke Products and Personalized Web Design & Publishing Services.
WP Best eShop is built on a Semiomantics Script and currently under web development, following the almost completed setup of our new [...]