Archive for February, 2010



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Today’s Joke

for you girls…

Why is 88 better than 69?

You get 8 twice.

Today’s Story

New paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any
red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit. When I went
in I saw signs all over advertising the newest color: “Natural Blonde”.
There weren’t any samples around, so I asked the clerk to describe it to
me. He replied, “Natural Blonde? Wonderful new paint: not too bright, but
spreads easily!”

Today’s Poem

There was an old fellow named Rapp
Who had a job all considered a snap.
In the insane asylum
He’d grade cunts and file ‘em,
And bi-weekly he’d rub up their nap