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There was a young fellow from Florida
Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, “God strike me dead,
This ain’t a cunt, it’s a corridor!”

Teaching
The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no
excuses will be
accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
immediate family (wi…

Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He
decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General
Motors. The comparison went like this: If automotive technology
had kept pace with computer technology over t…

“It’s tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn’t.”
— Kez Bartsch